Purple Floozick and the American Race

First we need to start with what a purple floozick is. A purple floozick is a little tiny aniamail, that cant hardly be seen by the human eye. I say cant hardly, because it is kinda like a chigger, if your looking very closely you may be able to see the tiny spec of purple. It flies around, or more like glides around from person to person. When it lands on a human it crawls right into the nose and makes a nice home, don't worry though, it is a picky creature. The reason scientist started researching their existence was the major mood swings in people. When a very angry person is yelling at the cashier at customer service, it is a purple floozick. It gets on you and messes with your mental stability. It is not enough that you may be hospitalized, but it is enough that your mom, dad, husband or wife may notice if around you for any length while it has made its home in your nose. It is not a good thing to have one of these choose you, you will be more irritated. You may not feel like driving due to the fact that your not the only person on the road, yes you have no patients. So if you have a sudden case of road rage, don't worry. Park the car, and inform the police asap about the floozick. Be sure they know before they get to the scene, in case your floozick is affecting you to the point that you could be arrested. The great thing about having one of these unspoken of floozicks is that once you understand the amount of irritability's it can bring to you, you will understand the next time someone gives you the finger in traffic or curses you out for a unneeded reason. Their patients are gone, bear with them and coax them down. Explain to them about the floozick if you want. It seems to me that once they know they are immediately relieved, sometimes even crying with laughter. I once had a middle aged man get very upset at me in a grocery store for being on my cell phone. I hung up the phone and explained he could not control his emotions, it was the floozicks. He was better within minutes. He was a bundle of laughter as he slowly walked away shaking his head. I am sure today that he was shaking his head because he had realized how dumb he must have been for yelling at me in the store. I mean, You don't go out in public and not expect to hear talking right? He was irritable. Know what the floozick is and be prepared for it when it lands on you. Now you could keep your nosed plugged at all times or full of cotton, that will prevent the floozick from going into your nose. I suggest though that you just find a funny friend. Laughter causes this floozick to leave, moving on to the next person. Good luck and watch out for others with the floozick.